“Do you think we Christians are weird? Me too . . . Christianity has long been known as stuffy and serious. We’ve learned that church = frowns, silence and bad coffee. Acuff’s book is a God-inspired curb stomp of these misguided Ebenezers (Scrooge, not the hymn). With incredibly witty satire, he evaluates the “weirdness” that is Christianity. He takes us on a journey from a love letter to the Crockpot to the metrosexuality of worship leaders and concludes with a heart-stirring call for us to not Facebook friend Jesus in our lives. Along the way we meet the worshipper who seems to be expecting to receive a pound cake and another whose role is to “shot-block” prayers in small group. I found myself crying throughout the entire book—75 percent because I was laughing so hard, 15 percent of the time because he really hits on deeply spiritual truths and the rest of the time because of how incredibly he combines the two.” —Dylan Does, Inklings Bookshop, Yakima, WA