William Shakespeare’s Star Wars
by Ian Doescher
“Now is the winter of Shakespearean opacity Made summer by this glorious publication Of a well-loved galatical saga, Render’d wholly in iambic pentameter. Verily, I say unto thee: It offers New Hope to the Bardically perplexed. Readest thou, and enjoy!” —Arlene, Watermark Book Company, Anacortes, WA. Vanquish thy Bardic perplexities with a copy of William …