“We have a special place in our hearts for High School drop-out and zombie Santa cakes. Face it, if you have horrible baking skills, you can take a look at this book and feel instantly better about yourself. There’s a Spongebob Squarepants cake that will haunt your dreams. Please take care when giving to children or the elderly.”—King’s Books, Tacoma. Buy Wreck the Halls from your local indie.